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7 years 6 months ago #2518 by bencarp16
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Got the mrs a memory stick.
Now she never forgets to get me a beer, make me dinner or do the washing. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

<t>Earn money at work, spend it all on fishing!</t>

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7 years 3 months ago #3722 by bencarp16
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Did you hear about the fat alcoholic tranvestite? all he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

I just got a letter back from Screwfix. They said that they regretted to inform me they were not actually a dating agency.

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<t>Earn money at work, spend it all on fishing!</t>

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6 years 10 months ago #4829 by phyllishench
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A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. &quot;What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?&quot;
&quot;I gave it to a poor old woman,&quot; he answered.
&quot;You're a good boy,&quot; said the mother proudly. &quot;Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?&quot;
&quot;She is the one who sells the candy.&quot;
just a joke,hope you like it.

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6 years 9 months ago #5020 by Gavfish
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Heres on for Stu and all you other man utd fans......

Theres now a telephone helpline for all Man uts fans who are still hurting after sundays defeat to Man City. The number is 06161 616161 phone lines open 24 hours a day. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

Checkbook and pen......again!!!!

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6 years 9 months ago #5060 by Gavfish
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Couple to add...

scientists have found that the longer a woman is married the more likely they are to develop dysons disease, they whine a lot and stop sucking

Whats the longest word in the english dictionary?
Smiles - Theres a mile between the first and last letter!

At the gym this morning I discovered a hole in one of my trainers that my finger fitted in perfectly.
Unfortunately she made a complaint, I got arrested and banned for life.

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Checkbook and pen......again!!!!

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6 years 6 months ago #5316 by Gavfish
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Never wanted to believe that my brother stole from his job as a road worker. But when I got home all the signs were there!

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Checkbook and pen......again!!!!

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5 years 5 months ago #6617 by Gavfish
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Over a year since the last joke was posted!?!?!
Heres a fish related one.
They have now found pig DNA in fish! When will it end?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDlEpRiCMAASNyb.jpg:large

Checkbook and pen......again!!!!

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5 years 4 months ago #6744 by davecarp1
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if sunderland have a fascist manager,does that mean all the play will be down the right wing

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5 years 4 months ago #6745 by bencarp16
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Like it lol <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

<t>Earn money at work, spend it all on fishing!</t>

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5 years 4 months ago #6747 by Gavfish
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Great as always Dave <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> ;)

Checkbook and pen......again!!!!

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